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March, 2011

  1. NEW and COMING SOON

    March 17, 2011 by Cas

    In my never-ending quest to expand my own culinary horizons and in hopes of opening your minds and mouths and kitchens to a host of new and exciting food explorations, I’ve been searching and experimenting and…

    Well, by now you know I’m rather fixated on cocktail parties and dinners. I don’t know if it’s the showman in me, or the Italian from Brooklyn who knows the center of the house and thereby the heart of the home is the kitchen table — or maybe it’s just the love of a guy who enjoys having his friends and family around him and who tries to show just the very tiniest bit of that love by making the care, comfort and feeding of his darlings palpably obvious to them and to all who bear witness.

    But nothing says “welcome to my life” like good cheer infused with good food and good people engaged in good conversation.

    And that says “cocktail party” to me.

    Cocktails are not at the core of the cocktail party. Just as you can “meet for coffee” and instead drink herbal tea, it’s a matter of “what’s in a name?” The nibbly bits and the personalities make the gathering what it should be.

    Now, I’m blessed with a host of wonderful people who color my world like the opening party scene in “Auntie Mame”, but I don’t know each of your individual cases and you may be surrounded by bores, snobs and hacks.

    Though knowing my Foodies here as I think I do, I cannot imagine for a moment any of you would tolerate such creatures. Each must be fabulous if you favor them in your personal landscape.

    All the more reason to thrill them with your food flair and Food Daddy’s here to help.

    Now to the point of this…

    I am looking at a fondue exploration, and I feel it’s just over our horizon.

    Nothing says “community” at a cocktail party like dipping into the communal pot and enjoying the warm, melted goodness each and every thinkable variety of fondue has to offer.

    Think about it: when bringing folks together, this is THE food and THE activity to accomplish that. Bread dipped in a shared font of goodness. It’s communion. And being more French bread than wafer and substituting melted cheese sauce for sacramental wine or ritual holy water, it’s a hell of a lot more tasty than a church service. So what you have is cheese or chocolate flavored baptism as far as I’m concerned, and no matter what your theological practices, all are welcome and all will leave with satisfied souls and bellies.

    So keep an eye out. This weekend I’m hosting a going away gathering and I intend to serve at least three different fondues, both savory and sweet, and I will report back with my findings as the launch of yet another exploration. The Food Daddy Fondue Dabblings.

    I hope you’ll dip in and share with me and above all…

    Enjoy.

    -FD


  2. Baked Polenta Lasagna

    March 16, 2011 by Cas

    Lasagnas are like people: there are a million variations, each with its own odd and sensational characteristics, and you should go out of your way to meet and experience as many of them as possible.

    Here, with Food Daddy’s first foray into the world of Baked and Layered and Off the Boat, I present a lasagna that combines some elements (ricotta filling and tomato sauce) that usually come to mind when you think “lasagna”, with a bit of a perk via the inclusion of some chopped sausage (vegetarian or otherwise) and a departure from the norm of white-flour lasagna noodles, relying instead on polenta –  here made into sheets — as the “pasta” holding the whole affair together.

    We will experiment with other polenta dishes, and MANY, many more lasagnas (there’s already another incredible recipe in the hopper I can’t wait to refine and share with you) but this is a nice way to take a few old Italian favorites and work them together.

    A note to my gluten-sensitive and full-on Celiac Foodies out there: THIS IS GLUTEN-FREE! And I’m marking it as such by including it in the GF category. BUT BE WARNED: if you choose to use a vegetarian sausage — many of which are just so good that nobody but you will ever know it’s not real pork — you MUST read labels, as the majority of these fine products have, as their main ingredient, the dreaded Vital Wheat Gluten.

    This lasagna is dense, and satisfying. And did I mention DENSE? A little goes a long way. I fed five people and still had leftovers. This is, if you cut the proposed 9 portions into 18 portions, a PERFECT central entree for a dinner or cocktail party.

    A further note from an Italian boy: as you serve this, the host gets the first piece. And not because he or she earned it, but because the first is the hardest to get out of the pan until you’ve made way for the others to slide out more easily — like one of those “mix and move the pieces” puzzles with the squares and the one open space. The sloppy-ass first hunk goes onto a plate which is quickly removed from sight, and then the guests are served the pristine slices that follow. The cooling time noted makes slicing and serving SO much easier, and nobody cries in pain as they burn the roofs of their mouths on molten cheese.

    For the Polenta:
    1 Cup “Quick” Polenta (corn meal) or precooked cornmeal (masa)
    (regular corn meal can be used, but stove-top time will be tripled)
    3 Cups water
    1 tsp. Salt

    For the Marinara Sauce:
    1 Can (28 oz.) diced tomatoes, rinsed and drained
    1 Small yellow onion, diced
    2 Tbsp. olive oil
    2 Tbsp. chopped garlic (or three cloves fresh, chopped)
    1 Tbsp. dried parsley
    2 tsps. Dried oregano
    1 tsp. Dried thyme
    1 tsp. Salt

    For the Filling:
    1 (15 oz.) Container ricotta cheese
    1 Large egg
    1 Cup plus 1/4 Cup grated parmesan cheese
    1 Tbsp. Parsley
    1/2 tsp. Salt
    1/2 tsp. Black pepper
    2 Cups shredded mozzarella cheese
    4 Links Italian sausage (cooked and drained, precooked, or vegetarian), diced

    Prepare the Polenta:
    Bring corn meal, water and salt to a boil in a saucepan over high heat. Once bubbling reduce heat to medium and stir frequently, about 5 – 7 minutes, until thick and belching steam. As it gets thicker you’ll need to stir constantly for the last minute or so. The resulting porridge should be the consistency of loose mashed potatoes.

    Lay out a long sheet (about a yard or so) of waxed paper on a flat surface. Remove polenta from heat and spoon it quickly down the center lengthwise of the wax paper. With a rubber spatula, dipping it frequently in warm water, spread polenta thin to form a long rectangle at least three times as long as (and at least the single width of) your 9″ x 9″ square baking dish. God, I hate fucking math. Roughly? A 10″ x 30″ sheet of polenta. An alternate method, once you’ve spread the polenta to near-size, is to cover with an additional sheet of wax paper and, with light pressure, use a rolling pin to smooth it out. Leave polenta to cool and set up until firm.

    Prepare the Marinara:
    In a suace pan, saute onions in olive oil over medium high heat, until transparent. Add garlic and continue to cook until the onions begin to brown, stirring frequently.

    Add remaining sauce ingredients and cook, covered, over high heat until mixture comes to boil. Reduce heat to medium and continue to cook 15 minutes, stirring occasionally. When the tomatoes are tender and have given off all their liquid, puree to a chunky consistency with a hand blender or by transferring to the bowl of a blender or food processor. Return to pot, bring to a boil over high heat, then cover and remove from heat.

    Prepare the Filling:
    In a mixing bowl, mix all the ingredients (except the remaining 1/4 cup of  parmesan, the shredded mozzarella and the sausage), until well combined.

    Preheat oven to 400°, and Assemble the Lasagna:
    Cut the polenta into three equal sections. Each should be roughly the size of the baking pan. They will be slightly larger (who wants slightly smaller? How ugly that would turn out!) so again, cut each square section into four squares. It makes placing them easier and accounts for uneven edges. I’ll explain how when we get to it. Please don’t rush me, I’m under enough pressure as it is.

    Ladel a thin layer of sauce onto the bottom of your 9″ x 9″ baking pan. If you’re smart it will be disposable aluminum, or your husband will be on dish duty after dinner. Take your first 1/3 of the polenta, which you’ve cut into 4 squares. Reassemble the square in the bottom of the pan by placing each one with the clean-cut center corner toward the outside corners of the pan; this will place the jagged edges and rounded corners in the center, and you’ll have a nice neat square with more consistent thickness.

    After the first polenta layer, spread on 1/2 of the ricotta cheese filling mixture; ladel on 1/3 of the remaing sauce. Top with 1/2 of the sausage and 1/3 of the mozzarella.

    Repeat with the next layer of polenta, the remaining ricotta, another 1/3 of the sauce, the remaining sausage, and another 1/3 of the mozzarella. Top that with the remaining layer of polenta, and cover with the last of the sauce and the mozzarella, and the reserved 1/4 cup of parmesan cheese.

    Bake in center of oven at 400° for 20 minutes. Reduce heat to 350° and continue to bake for 30 minutes more, or until top is golden brown and with crispy, dark edges.

    Remove from oven to cooling rack or heat-proof surface, and allow to sit at room temperature for 20 minutes. Cut into wedges (3 x 3 works best) and let your guests fight over who gets the coveted center square. Or the coveted corners with their TWO exposed sides of crispy edges. People are funny that way. And we fucking love ‘em for it.


  3. Profiteroles with Caramel Sauce

    March 14, 2011 by Cas

    After trying this out, I have found my  new go-to dessert. This is a triple threat:  it’s delicious; it’s elegant; and it’s simple.

    Though you wouldn’t guess the “simple” part by looking at it or by thinking what goes into it — but you’ll have to trust me.

    The puffs can be prepared ahead and filled when you’re ready to serve. The pate a choux dough can also be made ahead and reserved until you’re ready for the baking. And the caramel can be made ahead and warmed at dessert time.

    I served these to my family and friends when my daughter came in for Spring Break and I wanted something special to herald the prodigal offspring’s return. I felt like I was serving 20 people instead of five because by the time I passed the last dish out the first ones started coming back around for more.

    You must try these. And I must develop more ideas for filling the cream puffs because these are easy enough to make every day.

    1 Cup water
    1 Stick unsalted butter
    1 Cup flour
    1 Dash salt
    1 Tbsp. sugar
    4 Large eggs

    1/2 Cup brown sugar
    2 Tbsp. white sugar
    1 Tbsp. corn starch
    1/2 tsp. Salt
    4 Tbsp. (1/2 Stick) unsalted butter
    1 tsp. Vanilla extract
    1 tsp. Rum extract (optional)
    3/4  Cup milk

    Ice cream, frozen yogurt or gelato for filling (your taste prevails, but keep to the lighter flavors such as vanilla, dulce de leche, caramel and such)

    Whipped cream or dessert topping for garnish

    Preheat oven to 425.

    In a saucepan, bring water and butter, sugar and salt to a boil. Add flour, and reduce heat. Dough will instantly form a ball and pull away from sides of pan. Continue to cook, stirring constantly, for two minutes.

    Transfer dough to deep bowl (if using hand beaters) or the mixing bowl of stand mixer fitted with paddle attachment. Let dough cool five minutes, then beat eggs in one at a time. With each addition the dough will loosen and become lumpy until the egg is incorporated and it will become smooth and glossy again. After all eggs are added, beat one more minute.

    Spoon dough into a pastry bag fitted with round piping tip, or a ziplock bag, snipping 1/4″ opening in corner. If neither option appeals to you I will not hold it against you if you just use a teaspoon to transfer the dough to the baking sheets.

    Line two baking sheets with parchment paper. Pipe or spoon onto sheets, making mounds as round as possible, about 1″ or so apart. Wet a finger (preferably your own, because I’ve found people tend to balk when you just randomly wet their fingers) and smooth down any peaks formed in the piping (they will burn) and nudge any errant batter back into place.

    Bake at 425 for 10  minutes. Without opening door (on the oven, that is — I don’t want you to think I’m saying you have to ignore the knocks of visitors or refrain from stepping outside at all during this process), reduce heat to 350, and bake an additional 25 minutes. In the last 5 minutes, check the bottoms of a random puff or two in each pan; if they are darker than golden brown, or unevenly darkened, switch racks if one is top and one is bottom, and shut the door and reduce the heat to 250 for remaining baking time.

    Remove puffs from oven and transfer parchment to a heatproof surface or cooling rack. Allow to cool thoroughly. Depending on the size of the mounds of batter you pipe out onto the baking sheets, this will yield between 28 and 32 puffs.

    In a saucepan, mix brown and white sugars, corn starch and salt. Add butter and bring to bubbling over medium heat. Cook, stirring constantly, for one minute, then add milk and extracts, and bring back to boiling, stirring constantly until sauce thickens. Remove from heat.

    To assemble and serve, cut puffs in half. If your ice cream is hard-frozen (I used gelato, which stays soft-serve in the freezer) you should temper it in the refrigerator or on the counter top before serving time. Remove the top from each puff, spoon a tablespoon of ice cream onto bottom half, and then replace its cap. Place three in a serving bowl or plate, drizzle a heaping spoon of caramel sauce over the tops, and garnish with whipped topping.

    If you were to sprinkle the dish with very finely chopped nuts or shaved chocolate, or even crushed biscotti or cookie crumbs, you wouldn’t hear ME complaining…


  4. Planning Ahead

    March 11, 2011 by Cas

    Today, just a quick check-in.

    As I start organizing my thoughts and plans, I’m looking forward to concentrating on (if not outright committing to) more and more cocktail party finger foods, appetizers, and main dish fare.

    I find more and more in this electronic age that every time I turn around there’s a bit more separation between members of the human race simply because we don’t have to GET together to BE together.

    This cyber-shorthand for human interaction is tantamount to sending an e-mail to Grandma for the birthday pajamas instead of a handwritten note.

    So my one-man mission will be to make it not only easier to gather friends and family together for a drink and a nosh, but almost unthinkable to pass up the opportunities to do so once you get it in your heads that you can’t wait to try some of these recipes and serve them up to your loved ones.

    A dinner party doesn’t have to be 12 people at a long table with butler service, though this can be a lovely thing once in a very blue fucking moon. A simpler approach, with a main dish like a big pot of soup, some home-baked bread, a handful of appetizers and a nice homey dessert can be the only reason you and a handful of friends need to say “screw the bars, fuck the multiplex and the crowds,” and spend a Saturday night at home with a bottle of wine or a pitcher of mojitos or a 12-pack of lime seltzer, throw a DVD or three in the player, or drag out the parlor games.

    And as I start devising my approach to inspiring a deeper nesting syndrome among my wonderful readers, I’m starting to break things down into categories like:

    - Breads, rolls and muffins
    - Cakes, pies and pastries
    - Cookies
    - Crackers and flats, to serve up with cheeses and dips and spreads
    - No-bake dessert treats
    - Feature entrees, from Macaroni and Cheese to lasagnas and casseroles
    - Finger foods and small plates, so every party can be a Tapas bar
    - Half-made quickies, so you can doctor up a simple canned product and turn it into something scrumptious to fill in your menu
    - More emphasis on gluten-free, vegetarian and vegan fare, for the Foodies who are Finicky, and not necessarily by choice.

    So my promise is that we are headed on a wonderful journey, and along the way we will explore and share some delicious and original ways to enjoy not only the tastes, but the feelings that food and friendship can inspire.

    And I think you for walking along with me thus far.

    Love & Respect,


    Cas

    The Food Daddy


  5. Savory Rosemary Parmesan Oatmeal Cookies

    March 10, 2011 by Cas

    Waffle? What the hell is a waffle?

    We’re on to other things. I can’t say “bigger and better” things because the 30-day Waffle marathon was such a successful leap out of the starting gate for Food Daddy.

    But we’re on to other things.

    When I asked my wonderful, faithful Foodies for input on future Food Daddy endeavors, so many great ideas came bursting forth. And other friends, off the blog, have said repeatedly in response “whatever the hell you do with the food writing, just make sure we get to eat the results.”

    Read: throw a party.

    I get hinted at often to host cocktail gatherings. If I have to be known for SOMETHING in this life, I certainly don’t balk at the fact that folks are both comfortable in my home and delighted by my cooking. And I have found that I’ve relieved a major amount of stress in the planning process by eliminating one huge roadblock I never realized could be bypassed:

    Not knowing what to serve.

    Now, I’m not saying that you say “cocktail party” and I have a knee-jerk reaction whereby, tourettes-like, I suddenly spew a menu and case closed, the party plan is done.

    What I AM saying is that, if for any given cocktail or dinner party I know I need six, twelve, or twenty things to offer my guests, I have my go-to collection of tried and true recipes to dive into to provide the basis for my menu.

    Cooking as much as I do as often as I do — and constantly expanding my repertoire with new recipes and new ideas — I now have a cornucopia of possibilities every time I set a table, from grand buffet for a birthday celebration to bowls of snacks and (as I like to call them) fabulous nibbly bits to accompany a cocktail or two before going out for dinner or a movie with just a handful of friends.

    I also learned that it is much easier to plan a VARIED menu with a big ol’ bag of tricks at my disposal because once (and this led to more planning stress for every future party until I got my shit to its present state of togetherness) I served a lovely variety of hot and cold hors d’oeuvres that turned out to contain, each and every single one, either meat, cheddar cheese, or both.

    Now, I can plan a menu that will cover breads and nuts and sweets and meats and veggies and cheeses and spreads and dips and finger and fork foods, and know not only — because there are so many wonderful concoctions from which to choose — that I won’t be duplicating tastes with way-too-similar food creations, but complementing each dish by pairing the components with tasty counterparts.

    For instance, if I’m serving something very fragrant in the way of cheese, like a bleu cheese spread, or a whole sliceable chunk of gornonzola, I will readily pair it with closely placed bowls of sliced pears sprinkled with a bit of taragon, lemon zest and black pepper, as well as pitted dates stuffed with whole almonds, and “married figs” sliced and stuffed with a walnut half, and a flower pot filled with endive leaves accompanied by a simple garlic aioli dip. A guest can enjoy any single one of these complimentary foods — all part of one presentation, because Lord knows this is treated as one dish on my table, and gets lost among the ten others anyway — or he can stuff any or all of the components in his mouth at once and find the combination heavenly.

    Whereas once upon a time I might inadvertently wind up offering up blue cheese dip with my cruditee, situated right next to bleu cheese and asparagus rolls, bleu stuffed olives and a salad with fruit and crumbled bleu, and stand there wondering why people kept disappearing and coming back with sacks of White Castle burgers.

    Herewith, to help you build or expand your own cocktail party recipe box — as I expand my own — is our first newfangled finger food, the Savory Rosemary Parmesan Oatmeal Cookie.

    Part cookie, part cracker, part shortbread, this is so delicious I defy you not to dip into the dough as you’re making them. Try not to do too much of that; depending on how thick you roll them and how thin you slice, the recipe can yield 4 dozen. But if you eat your way through the mixing bowl as I tend to do, you’ll wind up with a dozen finished cookies you won’t want to eat because you’ll already have three batches baking in your belly.

    These are great to eat by themselves, or will go nicely with a small slice or cube of a mild cheese or cream cheese-based spread. We’ll get to a ton of ideas for those as time goes on, but my hopes are simply that within a few months, you’ll be planning a party and you’ll be able to turn to our Cocktail Party category and have a host of appy possibilities and small plates to serve to your lucky guests. I’ll even plan some theme menus, Kitschy to Klassy, to jump start your own creativity.

    I love only one thing more than having you turn to me for cooking and entertaining ideas: that’s finding inspiration in what I bring to this little party, to tap into your own inner chef. If you can emerge from your kitchen serving up something you find satisfying and delicious and which you had fun making…

    Then Food Daddy has done his job. And you’ve done yours. And the world has been made richer for both our efforts, one pleased belly at a time.

    1-1/2 Sticks butter, softened
    1/4  Cup olive oil
    2 Eggs
    2 Tbsp. Milk
    1 Cup grated parmesan
    1-1/2  Cups all-purpose flour
    1  tsp. Baking soda
    2 tsps. Dried rosemary, crumbled
    1 Tbsp. Dried parsley
    1/2  tsp. Salt
    1/2  tsp. Ground black pepper
    3  cups Oatmeal (quick or old fashioned, uncooked)

    With hand mixer or in a stand mixer, blend softened butter and olive oil. Beat in egg and water until smooth. Blend in grated cheese, and beat thoroughly.

    In a separate bowl, combine all dry ingredients except for oats, and hand “sift” with dry whisk or fork. When combined, add oats.

    Add wet ingredients to dry oat mixture, and stir to mix thoroughly.

    Divide dough into two halves. Form each half into a log about 2″ thick. Wrap in plastic wrap and roll and pat slightly to make each log smooth and uniform. Refrigerate for two hours or overnight, until ready to bake.

    Preheat oven to 425.

    Remove chilled dough from plastic wrap, and using a very sharp knife cut logs into thin slices, about 1/4″. Place on ungreased cookie sheets (these will not spread) and bake 8-10 minutes, or until golden brown and crisp around edges. Remove with a spatula to a cooling rack and cool thoroughly.

    Store leftovers (ha!) in an air-tight container or bag.


  6. 30/30 WTF! #30: Sweet Potato Pie Waffle

    March 9, 2011 by Cas

    Bittersweet.

    Not the waffle. The waffle is just sweet sweet. Bittersweet is our final — the 30th of 30 — 30 Waffles in 30 Days recipe.

    This one is inspired by the fact that I have this can of yams in my cupboard that seems to be in the way every time I go for the cereal or almond butter. It’s like a clown doll in the closet: every time you turn around, it’s there, and it’s staring at you, and no matter where you move it to so you can avoid unnecessary encounters, it seems to move right back to where it wants to be the moment your back is turned. So I guess this recipe owes equal credit to the can of yams and the movie “Poltergeist”…

    Funny thing is, I made this from fresh sweet potato, because as much as I mock and deride, I actually prepare yams often enough that I like having that can on hand for when my family and friends say, “we know it’s April but we really want Thanksgiving dinner tonight.” So I feel I should always be prepared to accommodate request such as this, as well the frequent and proverbial wild hare up my ass to make sweet potato muffins, pancakes, or biscuits (which I promise we will cover in cocktail foods soon, because if you’ve never had them, sweet potato biscuits with sugar-baked ham are reason enough to throw a party).

    About the mashed sweet potato: either open your clown can, mash them up, and use as directed. Or cut a medium sweet potato (don’t bother to peel it), into chunks, cover with water in a saucepan, and boil for 10-15 minutes until tender. Remove from heat, let cool in the pot and the water, and when cool enough to handle simply pull the skins off, place in a bowl, and mash by hand with a fork or masher, or with a hand blender.

    Oh, and for the record, I really fucking love clowns.

    Waffle Iron Setting/Cook Time: MEDIUM HIGH

    1/2 Cup mashed sweet potato (THE RECIPE CALLS FOR 1 CUP TOTAL)
    1 Egg
    1/2 Cup milk

    1 Cup Bisquick
    1/4 Cup brown sugar
    1/2 tsp. Pumpkin pie spice (or an equal amount of ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice, and or clove, to taste)
    1/4 tsp. Salt

    2 Tbsp. flour
    1/4 Cup brown sugar
    1/4 tsp. Salt
    1/2 tsp. Cinnamon
    1 Tbsp. butter

    1/2 Cup  mashed sweet potato (yes, the OTHER half of the full cup)
    1/2 Cup brown sugar
    1 Tbsp. Butter
    Dash of salt

    Marshmallow Fluff, for garnish.

    Combine 1/2 Cup of sweet potato, egg and milk. In a separate bowl, mix the baking mix, brown sugar, salt and spice to combine; add wet ingredients and stir until mixed well. Set batter aside.

    In a separate bowl, combine flour, sugar, salt, cinnamon and butter until crumbly. Pack firmly, and transfer to a small hot skillet or sautee pan over medium heat. Pan-bake the crumb topping until it loosens and starts crisping, breaking into crumbs as you go. Remove from heat and transfer to a small bowl or plate to cool.

    To make sweet potato jam, place remaining sweet potato, brown sugar, butter and salt in skillet, and cook, stirring frequently, until mixture boils. Cook one additional minute stirring constantly, and remove from heat.

    Grease waffle iron with nonstick cooking spray and spoon waffle batter onto griddle, leaving room for spread. Cook to golden brown, and remove to individual serving plates.

    Spread each waffle with Marshmallow Fluff (or see garnish note, below); spoon sweet potato jam over marshmallow, and sprinkle generously with crumb topping.

    As an alternate to the fluff, you can top the waffle with miniature marshmallows and microwave to melt slightly; or if the jam is still piping hot, you can spoon it generously right over the minis and let it do the little bit it can do to help them melt.

    High Altitude Directions: Follow recipe as written, but don’t look down or you may get dizzy.
    Dan Quayle Directions: Follow recipe as written, adding an “e” to the end of every reference to “potato”.


  7. 30/30 WTF! #29: The VonTussel Value Menu

    March 8, 2011 by Cas

    Is it out of guilt that this 30 day culinary vacation in hell is coming to a close that I’m feeling the need to offer two-fers and three-fers in the daily recipes, or is it out of the realization that I’ve enjoyed our time in hell so much I will not only miss it but I’m going to attend that timeshare sales pitch conference not just for the all-you-can eat buffet but because I actually want to come here again, and often?

    Herewith, the last of our Fast Food waffle inspirations, all involving meat, and each to your particular taste. I won’t tell you which is my favorite — I’ll let you choose your own. But the neat thing is there’s no oil added to the waffle batter base because the (let’s call it) “juice” given off by the meat as it cooks is absorbed by the bread and rather imparts its flavor throughout.

    Waffle Iron Setting/Cook Time: MEDIUM (2 cycles)

    Waffle Base:
    1 Cup Bisquick
    1 Egg
    1/2 Cup milk

    Mix all ingredients, and beat lightly until smooth. Set aside.

    1 lb. Ground beef
    1 Egg
    1 Cup bread crumbs
    1/4 tsp. Salt

    1 Cup chopped onion (1 small white or yellow)
    1 Tbsp. oil
    Dash salt, to taste

    Place meat, egg, bread crumbs and salt in a separate mixing bowl. Crack the egg first and toss out the shell. Don’t just put the whole frigging egg in the bowl. Doing that would be almost as stupid as my feeling I needed to actually tell you that.

    Fry onion in oil until tender and transparent and just starting to brown. Add salt to taste, and add to other ingredients in bowl.

    Now the choices:

    For each version, add the following to the basic meat mixture, mix thoroughly, and get ready to waffle. And yes, with a little math and a little averaging up or down to taste, you can make all three at once from the same meat mix base. But these measurements are full batch.

    For the VonRIB Waffle, add:
    1 Cup bottled barbecue sauce
    1/4 Cup brown sugar
    1/8 tsp. Ground black pepper
    1/8 tsp. Cayenne pepper
    1 tsp. Garlic powder
    1/4 Cup flour

    For the MEAT VonLOAF Waffle:
    1 Cup ketchup
    1 tsp. Onion powder
    1 Tbsp. dried parsley
    1/4 tsp. Ground black pepper
    1 Tbsp. Worcestershire sauce
    1/4 Cup flour

    For the MAYOR VonCHEESE BURGER Waffle:
    1 Cup shredded mild cheddar (or diced American cheese singles)

    Spray waffle iron with nonstick cooking spray.

    Pat meat mixture down to fill only lower half (just above the dimples) of the waffle sections or wedges (depending on your iron, 1/6 to 1/4 of the mix). Close iron and parcook for 1 minute.

    Open iron, and smooth waffle batter over top of precooked meat. The batter will seep around the edges of the meat, filling any space, but leave a little room for the waffle to rise and spread.

    Continue cook cycle, until waffle top is golden brown. Remove from griddle, and place on serving plates, waffle side down.

    Serve with additional barbecue sauce and ketchup.


  8. 30/30 WTF! #28: Loaded Cornbread & Chili Waffle

    March 7, 2011 by Cas

    This is not only a delicious creation, here, this is a real go-to waffle when you’re on the go.

    There’s enough to deal with mentally when you look at the deceptively long list of ingredients (you’ll find it takes about as long to assemble in reality, though, as it does to read the lengthy itemization), without my throwing a homemade chili recipe at you. Plus, you may just want to bake up a batch of these delicious cornbread waffles to eat plain, so the chili I’m treating as a garnish, and recommending you use your favorite prepared variety, beans or no beans and meat or no meat and hot or mild or whatever the chili considerations are in your local market.

    When I say it’s a go-to, I mean it can be a phenomenally quick workday dinner — and an incredibly satisfying one — if you’ve made the waffles ahead of time, and just come home, pop one on a plate, ladle on the chili and top with some shredded cheddar. Pop it in the microwave for two minutes, and dinner is ready before you even sort the mail.

    It’s like having a husband who stays home all day, anticipating your every need. But if you walk into the bathroom to find lit candles and a steaming hot, scented bath drawn and ready, nice as it might seem at first I think someone has busted into your house and that’s why you should always keep a handgun duct-taped to the underside of the toilet tank lid. I’m just sayin’…

    Waffle Iron Setting/Cook Time: MEDIUM

    1 Cup corn meal
    1 Cup flour
    2 tsps. Baking powder
    1 tsp. Baking soda
    1/2 tsp. Salt
    1/4 Cup sugar

    2 Eggs
    1 Cup milk
    1/4 Cup vegetable oil

    1 Cup yellow corn kernels (canned, or frozen thawed)
    1/2 Cup shredded cheddar cheese
    1/4 Cup chopped green chiles (or, for masochists, chopped jalapenos)
    1/2 tsp. Crushed red pepper flakes
    2 Tbsp. dried parsley
    2 tsps. chopped (or dried) cilantro

    Prepared Chili, and additional shredded cheese, for garnish.

    In a mixing bowl, toss together first set of ingredients. In a separate bowl, mix together eggs, milk and oil, and add to dry ingredients, stirring until combined. Fold in remaining ingredients (except for the garnishes, duh) and let batter sit to crown, 10 minutes.

    Grease waffle iron with nonstick cooking spray, and ladle batter onto iron. It will be thick and will spread and fill in when you close and cook it. When pale golden brown, remove to individual serving plates.

    Top with a generous scoop of chili and additional shredded cheese. Pop in the microwave if you want to melt the cheese (did I REALLY have to tell you that?) and nobody ever complained about a little dollop of sour cream on top for zing and additional eye candy.


  9. 30/30 WTF! #27: Matzo Brei Waffle

    March 6, 2011 by Cas

    I bet a great many of you are truly asking, “WTF?” over this one.

    This is another of my retooled faves from the “Pizza Bagel” files: an Italian Boy making traditional comfort food in the Jewish tradition.

    I cannot credit this one to my kids or my Baby Mama, the beautiful Ms. R. who allowed me to absorb a lovely family culture from her side of our association over the ten years we spent together.

    No, this one goes back to my gorgeous, talented, warm and smart and inner-light bearing friend, Synthia. Literally the only thing I don’t like about Syn is the fact that she lives on the opposite side of the country and if I get to see her once a year it’s a lot. I have been in deep spiritual love with this woman since our sophomore year of High School. Which is when she first taught me the wonders of Matzo Brei.

    Synthia was, in my world, the Amy Irving character of “Izzy” from “Crossing Delancey.” She was (and remains) a goddess to behold, with such a sweet and giving spirit that she was nothing short of captivating. And she even lived (sort of) on the Lower East Side like Izzy, and came from a very traditional Jewish family.

    OK. Back in your pants, weasel. Moving on.

    Syn taught me her family’s way of making matzo brei — a very simple combo of crumbled matzo and egg — noting the addition of a dash of seltzer, like her father always did.

    My first go ’rounds were in pancake form, flattening it and sticking it together in the frying pan. Later I started “scrambling” it. I was always made to think of it as a sweet breakfast, like a regular pancake or waffle, so I ate it either with powdered sugar, cinnamon sugar, or my usual, maple syrup.

    At a recent brunch at a midtown Jewish deli (the sit down with a nasty waitress or old old man waiter kind, famous and worth the trip) the staff looked at me like I was ordering grape jelly for my nova lox. To a lot of people, matzo brei is savory, like an omelette, and salt and pepper or sometimes (egads) ketchup are in order.

    Since I don’t know which way YOU prefer matzo brei (and bonus points if you guessed I couldn’t give a fuck, either), and a great many of you won’t have a preference because you’ve never tasted (or heard of) such a thing, I offer here a Food Daddy Twofer: one recipe, slightly adjustable, for both.

    This will make four waffles. Ish.

    Ess ess, meine kinder!

    Waffle Iron Setting/Cook Time: HIGH

    4 Matzo
    4 Eggs
    1/8 tsp. Salt
    2 Tbsp. Water

    Crush matzo in a mixing bowl. They should be in bits somewhere in size between a Tic Tac and a Chiclet. Oh my God, remember Chiclets? And what about Dentyne? Do they even MAKE that stuff any more?

    Lightly beat the egg, the water and the salt. Pour over crushed matzo and toss vigorously to coat. Let sit 10 minutes.

    FOR SWEET: add 1/4 C sugar.
    FOR SAVORY: fry 1 C chopped white onion in 2 Tbsp. of butter over medium high heat until browned and tender. Add salt and pepper to taste.

    Mix your sweet OR savory add-in to the matzo brei mixture. Grease the waffle iron with nonstick cooking spray, mound batter in each of the wells or wedges and spread slightly toward edges, and close to cook to golden brown.

    Move waffles to serving dish (or dishes if you decide as you should to make both), and serve with the following toppings:

    Cinnamon sugar, maple syrup or jam or preserves for the sweet; Sour cream, or more butter.


  10. 30/30 WTF! #26: APPLE FRITTER WAFFLE

    March 5, 2011 by Cas

    I think as many times in my life as I’ve made apple fritters — and I’m going back to my childhood kitchen roots here — I’ve made them in that many different forms.

    I’ve done them like funnel cakes, like miniature cobblers, like mini muffins or like a tempura. But when you walk into a Big Chain Coffee House and see what THEY’RE offering up as apple fritters, the things are as big as your fucking head and so calorically dense that it’s no wonder America can’t zip its jeans without laying on the bed and using a pair of pliers.

    But lest I sound judgmental and insincere (have I been even remotely calorie-conscious in the past 25 of our 30 days?) I offer this: a middle-of the road, “yes it’s indulgent but it’s not going to kill you immediately” waffle version of the apple fritter.

    The key here in likening it to the variety served at the aforementioned, unmentionable chains, is the glaze. And once you try making and using this stuff you’ll realize it can be brushed onto anything for heightened visual and edible pleasure. Brush it on the tops of muffins, pound cakes, cookies, on your cat, your pastor, a Volkswagon — it really doesn’t matter; it’s versatile and delicious. It will set up more quickly on a cooled baked product (or pet, clergyman or automobile) than a warm one, but the warmth will soak up some of this sugar juice and become more moist and flavorful, so you really cannot go wrong.

    1/2 Cup sugar
    1/4 Cup water
    Dash salt

    1 Cup Bisquick
    1/4 Cup sugar
    1/2 Cup milk
    1 Egg
    1 Tbsp. butter, melted
    1/4 tsp. Cinnamon
    1 Large apple, any sweet and tasty baking variety, diced

    Waffle Iron Setting/Cook Time: HIGH

    Mix sugar, water and salt, and bring to a boil in microwave or saucepan. Once the sugar is fully dissolved, continue to boil for one minute. Set aside.

    Mix all remaining ingredients but the apple, beating until smooth. Add the apple and stir to incorporate.

    Grease the waffle iron with nonstick cooking spray. Spoon batter onto griddle leaving room for waffles to spread, and cook until deep golden brown.

    Open griddle, and with a pastry or basting brush, quickly coat the top of the waffles with the sugar glaze syrup. Remove from waffle iron, flipping glazed side down onto a plate, and glaze the other side. Set aside to cool and let the glaze absorb a bit and set up.

    The longer these sit with the more glaze applied (it sounds like we’re refinishing frigging furniture here instead of cooking, doesn’t it?) the more of a sugary “coat” will develop. And that ain’t a bad thing.

    Break ‘em apart, pop ‘em in your mouth, and lick the rest off your fingers.