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  1. A Food Daddy Two-Fer: “Dream Duo” Granolas

    April 4, 2011 by Cas

    Now understand up front: the “Dream Duo” does not imply that these two snacks — one sweet, and one savory — are best served in combination. Their tastes are  not necessarily complementary, though in contrast to that statement I did indeed, while developing and living with these two recipes, alternate handfuls of each quite to my satisfaction.

    The “Dream” nature of the name itself comes from my involvement with a monthly live show called “Meet the Lady” which, if you follow me on Facebook, you have no doubt seen me pimp on a regular basis. It’s almost impossible to describe this program — a now year-old staple of the entertainment programming at 92Y Tribeca here in New York City — except to call it a Variety Show. But even that label fails it on so many levels because it is at once high brow and illuminating and excruciatingly intelligent, and on the other, downright hilarious and often shocking — with a stable of regulars and a host of guests, known far and wide from the stage and screen and various glittering circles of the pop culture and counter culture. So it’s not unlikely to find a cabaret sensation playing a homeless do-gooder trying to share her radishes with you if you look a bit peckish, sharing the play space with an infamous Hollywood drag queen and a celebrity cook book author. Likewise, the recording artist and Broadway actress may have to yield the spotlight to a burlesque queen in break-away Ms. Pacman garb gyrating cheekily as she pops marshmallows out of her g-string and into her mouth.

    In light of this last one, I’ve avoided marshmallows in these recipes just for mental-image sake…

    And as off the wall and uproariously tangential as this may all seem, “MTL” always has a core theme that is fully served by each of its participants’ contributions, be they pedantic or seemingly puerile.

    My own contribution this month, in the form of talking about these two recipes, was to address the foodie aspects of the night’s topic: Hollywood Dream Sequences.

    Creator/curator/host/chief-cook-and-bottle-washer Tom Blunt — an extraordinary talent and thinker and collector of humanity and the stuff that falls out of humanity’s pockets when you hold it upside down by the ankles and shake it wildly — approached me after the Food Daddy blog started taking off and we discussed the potential for adding a cooking segment to the regular features of this highly irregular show. This was the segment’s first outing.

    And at first I was thinking “I could make just about ANYTHING and affix the word ‘Dream’ to it to keep on-theme.” I figured “Dream” was a culinary catch-all that just made mundane food sound like it might be special, in the same way recipes of yore often used the words “Supreme” and “Surprise”. So I was ready to take this low road, and join the ranks of “Tuna Supreme” and “Meatloaf Surprise” with something like “Rice Pudding Dream” or “Dream Casserole” or “Awesome Dream Toast on a Fucking Fabulous Dream Stick” — just to have something to talk about and offer as a palate-pleaser to the audience.

    And then one morning I awoke in a cold sweat with three transforming words on my tongue: “Dream-inducing foods.”

    So a bit of research — and I’ll run through this really quickly because I’ve droned on long enough to bore myself already — proved that indeed there is some nutritional science behind dreaming. In a nutshell, dreams are activated, made more vivid and focused, and are more memorable when our brain absorbs the neurotransmitter seratonin. But it has to be presented for uptake in a certain form and dietarily that comes about when tryptophan is modified by vitamin B6. So cutting to the chase, when foods with tons of tryptophan mix with foods with high levels of B6, the results can be — and a week of experimenting with these ingredients proved it to me personally — amazing.

    The highest dietary levels of tryptophan are, surprisingly, not found in turkey (we talk about the effects of the fowl because we OVER-indulge on Thanksgiving, and sure: near-seam-bursting ingestion of ANYTHING can make its nutritional density higher by sheer volume); cheddar cheese is the big winner. Poultry and salmon are also very high, as are eggs, all dairy, white rice, and whole grains and flours.

    Foods rich in Vitamin B6 include bananas and orange (concentrated, as in the frozen juice you need to water down), nuts and beans, again the eggs and the poultry, and carrots and leafy greens.

    So you wanna dream big? Make a cheddar and banana sandwich. Yum!

    Not!

    What I did here to save us all from the kind of food combos that pregnant women have made famous (though pickles aren’t on the list, even if you consider ice cream to be peripherally dairy) is develop two granolas that combine foods high in both Tryptophan and B6, the savory one being more “T-Heavy” and the sweet, more “B-Heavy”.

    Try them both. At the very least they’re off the beaten path of what you normally find in the stale old box of granola on your grocer’s shelf. And they make a great snack, even when served instead of chips or nuts alongside cocktails.

    A note about the actual cooking process: there are two ways to go here, baking your granola forever at nearly undetectably low temperature, or baking it at higher temps requiring a lot of constant checking and stirring. I’m combining both methods here, with a moderate temp and moderate cook time, and you are advised, invited, and even implored to extend the time to make for a crunchier granola or keep it short and enjoy it chewier. Just know that the longer it sits around, the better it gets — but the more moisture you leave in the mix, the more it will benefit from storing in the fridge or freezer because it will, like any fresh-baked product, be more likely to “turn” if left to the atmosphere.

    For ease and searchability, I’m posting each recipe separately.You can find them on the blog as usual, or click here:

    7-Layer Fiesta Burrito Granola

    Orange-Banana Bread Granola

    Cook. Serve. Eat. And most of all…

    Enjoy.


  2. 7-Layer Fiesta Burrito Granola

    April 4, 2011 by Cas

    Here, a savory sweet swap I think you’ll enjoy.

    Normally when you think of granola you think fruits and berries mixed in with the grains. This one features savory additions like beans and cheese and gets its flavor from savory spices such as cumin and chile.

    This granola is a great snack food, and is also amazing sprinkled on top of soups and salads. I found it most dangerous when just displayed in a glass jar on the butcher block, because every time I passed was occasion enough to grab a handful. The good news in that is if it becomes that regular a habit, it will be gone in no time so you won’t suffer for long.

    1 19-oz. Can black beans
    1 19-oz. Can red kidney beans
    10 Cups dry oatmeal, old fashioned or quick
    1 Cup Minute white rice
    3 Cups crushed tortilla chips
    1 Tbsp. chili powder
    1 Tbsp. paprika
    2 tsps. cumin
    1 tsp. crushed red pepper flakes
    2 tsps. garlic powder
    2 Tbsps. dried chopped onion flakes
    2 Tbsp. dried parsley
    1 Tbsp. dried cilantro
    1 Tbsp. dried oregano
    1 Tbsp. salt
    1 15-oz. Jar queso dip
    1 15-oz. Jar prepared salsa (mild or medium)
    2 Tbsp. corn starch
    1/4 Cup vegetable oil
    8 oz. shredded cheddar cheese
    4 Slices white bread, coarsely shredded or chopped

    Preheat oven to 350°. Grease two baking sheets or roasting pans, or line with parchment paper; set aside.

    Rinse and drain the beans in a colander and pat dry with some paper toweling. Transfer to a big mixing bowl with all but the last six remaining ingredients, and toss to mix.

    Mix salsa with corn starch until smooth. Add Salsa mixture, queso and oil to dry ingredients, and toss to coat thoroughly.

    Transfer granola mix to pans in two equal portions, patting each gently to form almost a bar-cookie, though not as densely packed.

    Bake for 1/2 hour; swap the pans between top and lower racks for more even cooking, and reduce heat to 300°. Return granola to oven for another 1/2 hour.

    Remove granola from oven and transfer back to clean mixing bowl. Add crumbled white bread and shredded cheese, and toss to incorporate.

    Transfer granola back to baking pans, and return to oven. Reduce heat to 250° and bake an additional hour (or longer if desired) checking every 20 minutes for even browning and tossing as necessary.

    When desired level of crispness and browning are reached, remove from oven and transfer to sheets of waxed paper on flat, open surface to cool completely. Once cooled, store in an airtight container.


  3. Savory Rosemary Parmesan Oatmeal Cookies

    March 10, 2011 by Cas

    Waffle? What the hell is a waffle?

    We’re on to other things. I can’t say “bigger and better” things because the 30-day Waffle marathon was such a successful leap out of the starting gate for Food Daddy.

    But we’re on to other things.

    When I asked my wonderful, faithful Foodies for input on future Food Daddy endeavors, so many great ideas came bursting forth. And other friends, off the blog, have said repeatedly in response “whatever the hell you do with the food writing, just make sure we get to eat the results.”

    Read: throw a party.

    I get hinted at often to host cocktail gatherings. If I have to be known for SOMETHING in this life, I certainly don’t balk at the fact that folks are both comfortable in my home and delighted by my cooking. And I have found that I’ve relieved a major amount of stress in the planning process by eliminating one huge roadblock I never realized could be bypassed:

    Not knowing what to serve.

    Now, I’m not saying that you say “cocktail party” and I have a knee-jerk reaction whereby, tourettes-like, I suddenly spew a menu and case closed, the party plan is done.

    What I AM saying is that, if for any given cocktail or dinner party I know I need six, twelve, or twenty things to offer my guests, I have my go-to collection of tried and true recipes to dive into to provide the basis for my menu.

    Cooking as much as I do as often as I do — and constantly expanding my repertoire with new recipes and new ideas — I now have a cornucopia of possibilities every time I set a table, from grand buffet for a birthday celebration to bowls of snacks and (as I like to call them) fabulous nibbly bits to accompany a cocktail or two before going out for dinner or a movie with just a handful of friends.

    I also learned that it is much easier to plan a VARIED menu with a big ol’ bag of tricks at my disposal because once (and this led to more planning stress for every future party until I got my shit to its present state of togetherness) I served a lovely variety of hot and cold hors d’oeuvres that turned out to contain, each and every single one, either meat, cheddar cheese, or both.

    Now, I can plan a menu that will cover breads and nuts and sweets and meats and veggies and cheeses and spreads and dips and finger and fork foods, and know not only — because there are so many wonderful concoctions from which to choose — that I won’t be duplicating tastes with way-too-similar food creations, but complementing each dish by pairing the components with tasty counterparts.

    For instance, if I’m serving something very fragrant in the way of cheese, like a bleu cheese spread, or a whole sliceable chunk of gornonzola, I will readily pair it with closely placed bowls of sliced pears sprinkled with a bit of taragon, lemon zest and black pepper, as well as pitted dates stuffed with whole almonds, and “married figs” sliced and stuffed with a walnut half, and a flower pot filled with endive leaves accompanied by a simple garlic aioli dip. A guest can enjoy any single one of these complimentary foods — all part of one presentation, because Lord knows this is treated as one dish on my table, and gets lost among the ten others anyway — or he can stuff any or all of the components in his mouth at once and find the combination heavenly.

    Whereas once upon a time I might inadvertently wind up offering up blue cheese dip with my cruditee, situated right next to bleu cheese and asparagus rolls, bleu stuffed olives and a salad with fruit and crumbled bleu, and stand there wondering why people kept disappearing and coming back with sacks of White Castle burgers.

    Herewith, to help you build or expand your own cocktail party recipe box — as I expand my own — is our first newfangled finger food, the Savory Rosemary Parmesan Oatmeal Cookie.

    Part cookie, part cracker, part shortbread, this is so delicious I defy you not to dip into the dough as you’re making them. Try not to do too much of that; depending on how thick you roll them and how thin you slice, the recipe can yield 4 dozen. But if you eat your way through the mixing bowl as I tend to do, you’ll wind up with a dozen finished cookies you won’t want to eat because you’ll already have three batches baking in your belly.

    These are great to eat by themselves, or will go nicely with a small slice or cube of a mild cheese or cream cheese-based spread. We’ll get to a ton of ideas for those as time goes on, but my hopes are simply that within a few months, you’ll be planning a party and you’ll be able to turn to our Cocktail Party category and have a host of appy possibilities and small plates to serve to your lucky guests. I’ll even plan some theme menus, Kitschy to Klassy, to jump start your own creativity.

    I love only one thing more than having you turn to me for cooking and entertaining ideas: that’s finding inspiration in what I bring to this little party, to tap into your own inner chef. If you can emerge from your kitchen serving up something you find satisfying and delicious and which you had fun making…

    Then Food Daddy has done his job. And you’ve done yours. And the world has been made richer for both our efforts, one pleased belly at a time.

    1-1/2 Sticks butter, softened
    1/4  Cup olive oil
    2 Eggs
    2 Tbsp. Milk
    1 Cup grated parmesan
    1-1/2  Cups all-purpose flour
    1  tsp. Baking soda
    2 tsps. Dried rosemary, crumbled
    1 Tbsp. Dried parsley
    1/2  tsp. Salt
    1/2  tsp. Ground black pepper
    3  cups Oatmeal (quick or old fashioned, uncooked)

    With hand mixer or in a stand mixer, blend softened butter and olive oil. Beat in egg and water until smooth. Blend in grated cheese, and beat thoroughly.

    In a separate bowl, combine all dry ingredients except for oats, and hand “sift” with dry whisk or fork. When combined, add oats.

    Add wet ingredients to dry oat mixture, and stir to mix thoroughly.

    Divide dough into two halves. Form each half into a log about 2″ thick. Wrap in plastic wrap and roll and pat slightly to make each log smooth and uniform. Refrigerate for two hours or overnight, until ready to bake.

    Preheat oven to 425.

    Remove chilled dough from plastic wrap, and using a very sharp knife cut logs into thin slices, about 1/4″. Place on ungreased cookie sheets (these will not spread) and bake 8-10 minutes, or until golden brown and crisp around edges. Remove with a spatula to a cooling rack and cool thoroughly.

    Store leftovers (ha!) in an air-tight container or bag.